Windows 95 - The Right Choice

                              Robin Clay


So  you've  all  heard  of OS/2 warp.  Here's why Windows 95 is the right
operating system for you!

Enhanced Error Handling:
Over  the  past  12 months, MicroSoft have been working intesively on the
bugs  inherent in Windows 3.1.  The result:  an advanced operating system
with  greatly  enhanced bugs.  All of the Windows 3.1 bugs are present in
Windows 95, and run faster than ever.  We have also introduced a range of
new  bugs never before seen in an operating system of this type.  Whether
you  are  a  professional  programmer,  a  casual user, or a game player,
Windows  95 offers a larger range of bugs than any other operating system
on the market :

32-bit memory management:
Windows  95  offers  full  32  bit  management of 16 bit memory.  After a
considerable  amount  of work, the familiar "General Protection Fault" is
nowhere  to  be  seen.   The  GPF  has been replaced by two significantly
improved  errors:   "Specific  Protection  Fault"  -  used  to corrupt an
individual  16-bit process; and "Global Protection Fault" - this powerful
memory  management  facility  will  allow  a  corrupt process not only to
corrupt  all  other  running  processes, but corrupt process on all other
machines   within  a  five-mile  radius.   Even  now  we  are  developing
"pre-emptive"  memory management, which will be able to corrupt processes
which are not yet running!

Threaded Multitasking:
The cooperative multi-tasking found in windows 3.1 has been replaced with
the  far  more  powerful "uncooperative multi-tasking".  This enhancement
will  allow  several  processes  to  crash simultaneously.  Our new crash
protection   facility  greatly  enhances  the  multitasking  environment.
Should  one  process  fail,  the GPF will prevent this process from being
disturbed   by  other  cleanly  running  processes.   The  multi-threaded
environment  allows  one process to generate multiple errors, while still
remaining seperate from other threads.

Time-saving Abilities:
Everyone  has  had  their system crash whilst editing a document that had
not  yet  been  saved.   Re-entering  the lost data can be frustating and
time-consuming.   Windows  95 addresses this problem by causing processes
to  crash MUCH earlier, significantly reducing data loss.  So, anyone can
see why Windows 95 offers greater power at a greater price than any other
operating system available today.


So, when choosing your next operating system, remember our motto.

            Windows 95 - Tommorow's bugs... Today!

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